Wow okay so a random thunder storm knocked out our power and blew my cable box, no internet for me, all I have is a smart phone with lack of service.
Why isn’t my fucking backpack here yet
They make backpacks for that?
My mom just told me that she asked a cockroach if they like pizza, and how it said they love it. She said that’s why there’s so many cockroaches in the city, because they have better pizza.
My mom made fun of me for wanting to stargaze